42
Days Until Cycle Ends
14
Hours Until Next Hype Tweet
3:33
Until "This Time It's Different"
🎯 Choose Your Enhanced Scam Type 🎯
Buy Back Revenue Coin (But Not Really) ✨ [ENHANCED]
Promise buybacks and revenue sharing while having absolutely no intention or ability to do either!
✨ Fake revenue promises
✨ Non-existent buyback mechanism
✨ Complex tokenomics designed to confuse
✨ Imaginary partnerships
Utility Token With No Utility (Coming Soon™ Forever)
Create a token with promised utility that will never, ever actually exist!
✨ Vague whitepaper promises
✨ Eternal "Coming Soon" status
✨ Governance over absolutely nothing
✨ Roadmap to nowhere
Community-Driven Rug Pull (Democratic Theft)
Let the community vote on how they want to be scammed! Maximum participation!
✨ Fake community voting
✨ Hidden admin privileges
✨ Gradual democratic robbery
✨ Consensus-based theft
Jesus God Coin (Blessed by Blockchain) 🙏 [NEW]
Divine cryptocurrency blessed by the holy blockchain itself! Salvation guaranteed!
✨ Holy tokenomics
✨ Blessed by Jesus God
✨ Salvation through HODL
✨ Divine rug protection*
Diamond Hands Paper Wallet Paradox 💎 [NEW]
A token that simultaneously requires diamond hands but only works with paper wallets!
✨ Quantum holding mechanics
✨ Paradoxical tokenomics
✨ Schrödinger's liquidity
✨ Impossible diamond paper fusion
Metaverse Real Estate in the Void 🕳️ [NEW]
Buy prime real estate in the metaverse... that doesn't exist yet and never will!
✨ Prime void locations
✨ Non-existent property rights
✨ Imaginary land deeds
✨ Virtual nothingness ownership
🏆 TOP 10 SCAM LEADERBOARD 🏆
#1🔥SafeMoonDogeElonCumInu$420.69T
#2🙏Jesus God Token (JGT)$69.42T
#3😇Not A Scam Coin (NASC)
3.37B
#4🤝Trust Me Bro Token$4.20B
#5🚀HolyCumRocket
.23B
#6💎BlessedMoonSafe$0.69B
#7📈Definitely Not Ponzi$0.42B
#8💸Diamond Hands Paper Wallet$0.13B
#9🕳️Metaverse Real Estate Void$0.04B
#10🌀Quantum Rug Pull Token$0.01B
🚨 Market Fear Level
📍
95% - JESUS GOD HELP 🆘
Emergency Hope Supply
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Revolutionary
Blockchain
Decentralized
Web3
Metaverse
AI-Powered
Quantum
Diamond Hands
To The Moon
HODL
Rug Proof
Deflationary
Utility Token
Community Driven
Jesus God
Not Financial Advice
Trust Me Bro
This Time Different
Buy The Dip
WAGMI
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$∞
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